January 2011
ABC's of 2010
fortheloveofpuck:
M. Mark Salling.
i mean what isn’t to love? bromance mark. bird shirt mark. animal mark. Mohawk mark. shaved head mark. baby mark. beach mark. plaid shirt mark. shirtless mark. guitar holding mark.he has a sexy voice, amazing body and i love his hair not to mention the man is amazingly talented.i have enjoyed lusting after him whilst growing to love him in 2010/2009, and i...
new years resolution:
somehow become attractive.
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Just herped my derp all over my soda
dontpressrepeat:
helloochicagoo:
People are out partying with their friends like
and I’m partying in my room like
Mhmmm.
Tomorrow, is the first blank page of a 365 page...
December 2010
I've been through 01/01/01, 02/02/02, 03/03/03,...
antiquesunshine:
xx-ysabelle:
“What am I? It depends. When I speak of Brandon Teena, a transsexual man who was...”
– 101 Gender outlaws Answer the Question ‘Who am I?’ in the book ‘My Gender Workbook’ by Kate Bornstein
No. 16
(via fuckingickyricky)
lets see how many notes this duck can get before...
impaladeen:
deans-impala:
lisaluhv:
cutchewwithmahbelieberscissors:
samihadrizzyjaybee:
fuckyeshollywood:
that’s a sexy duck.
OMFG it’s flawless. Let’s name it Jim-Bob.
Get. In. My. Bed.
omg i would tap that
DAT. DUCK.
When you discover an awesome tumblr
Initial reaction:
Creep through 50 pages:
Reblog/Like everything:
Worry that they’ll think you’re a creeper:
Realize you don’t care:
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Jens Lekman - “Your Beat Kicks Back Like...
Peace out
2 tags
And I'm just trying to keep it together because I...
Nights like this
mysecondhomeishere:
troisaysrelax:
make life seem impossible
If life was impossible, you’d be dead. You give up hope too easily.
You’re right. I should work on that.. Nights like that make life seem difficult. That doesn’t mean I should accept every little thing that happens. Sometimes I should fight back.
Nights like this
make life seem impossible
Practicin
Dad: Nevr insult Dumbleder in fron o me! Meant ter turn em into a pig, but i spose he wis so much liker pig anyway
Dad: I’m practicin me Hagrid voice
Morton/Norton/Nottingham
Me: I feel sick
Mom: Take a Nottingham
Mom: Take a Morton
Mom: Norton
Mom: Mortin
Me: Did you get an Iphone?
Mom: How did you know?
Man v. Food
Dad: Watching Man vs Food - he’s gonna die on this one
Dad: 5 flaming bowls of chili
Dad: Dude is fucked.
Fruit
Mom: Hey, fruit of my loins, i haven’t heard from you..%-)
mysecondhomeishere:
troisaysrelax:
I’m a quality submitter.
You’re the best submitter EVER
3 tags
Reblog if you subconsciously think people on...
isayalittleprayer4u:
gleehab:
*facepalm*
This.
Sum Luv
Mom: sumtimes i think i luv u more than u luv me.
Me: Mom, are you drinking again?
Mom: jst sum coffee.
3 minutes later…
Mom: with sum bailys. do u luv me??
Double Serious
Dad: Let’s have a snowball fight when i get home!
Me: …seriously dad?
Dad: More than just serious…double serious.
wwiao:
Feelings
MOM: you are so lkjdfnikjnnfkh when u get home!
Me: what does lkjdfnikjnnfkh mean?
Mom: idk I just have a lot of feelings
DD: Fax
Dad: Ana, yoiur mom and I are drunk ahahahahahahaha, coukld you pleasde come picjk us up at the dinnber pplace. ill fax you the directionbs
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3D
Me: K, dad I bought the tickets.
Dad: better be for the 3d version.
Me: aren’t we a little too old for that?
Dad: 3d or return tickets.
Piece of Paper
Me: Can we go to yoga tonight?
Mom: Maybe - I really have to find a piece of paper on my desk, though, tonight…
Errands, part 5
Me: I’m going by walgreens to get some cold meds.
Mom: i need suduku for beginner peanut mms extra dessert gum straw shortcake and keylime pie lindt choc the red ball kind and a christmas or funny pr of boxer will you see if that have any of that too please
Day seven // Four turn offs
1. Extreme jealousy
2. Drinking or drug use
3. Being obnoxious
4. Apathy