March 2012
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Jasmine: So you know you're not completely sober when you get in the shower and you realise your bra is still on.
EVERYONE READ THIS. THIS IS HUGE IMPORTANT.
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riningear:
there-is-no-pumpkin:
Seriously, reblog this right now. Any of your followers can be Anonymous. Whether this is real or not, precautions are always good.
Wait.
What am I wiping.
#woesofthetechnologicallyilliterate
February 2012
My Husband: The Scientist
Mr. Detective: Okay, look at this photo.
Me: All right...
Mr. Detective: Now this one.
Me: What does this have to do with the cannabinoid receptors you were going to teach me about?
Mr. Detective: I'm testing you for potential receptor deficiency by gauging your reactions to the images.
Me: Give me my computer back.
Mr. Detective: But I'm trying to help you understand neuropharmacology!
Me: No you're not—You're just looking at pictures of cats.
Six types of Love
Eros
a passionate physical and emotional love based on aesthetic enjoyment; stereotype of romantic love
Ludus a love that is played as a game or sport; conquest; may have multiple partners at once
Storge an affectionate love that slowly develops from friendship, based on similarity
Pragma love that is driven by the head, not the heart
Mania obsessive love; experience great emotional highs...
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“The most important thing is to enjoy your life - to be happy - it’s all that...”
– Audrey Hepburn. (via monianguyen)
